Undead Hobos

Posted in Hobomaster at 3:20 pm by Verifex

There is a growing upsurge in the amount of undead hobos that pass themselves off as real live hobos. I am here to turn them out. You see, it is common knowledge that there are alot of undead hobos that have been living among us for quite some time. They have been passing themselves off as real live people just so they can get closer to us and suck out our brains. Damn them.

To find out if a hobo is a undead zombie or a real live hobo, say the word, “redrum” and see if they respond. If they get up and start talking to you about literature techniques in this modern world and the influence online media has on books then make sure to shotgun them in the face, it is obviously a zombie. However, if you mention “redrum” and they look up and say, “ehh, have a quarter man?” Then do your civic duty and give him a quarter, or possibly 3 or 4, then walk down the street to make sure the next hobo is not a zombie.

Only you can stop the massive zombie invasion.

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